“Why don’t you grow up, stupid?”
“I have grown up stupid”
Everyone should write their own pantos, it’s great fun!
Having said that, if you’d like to take a lend of one of mine, for a small consideration you’d be more than welcome.
Oh yes you would!
I can also write one to your specification and/or fit one to your group.
I co-wrote, produced and performed my first panto in 1972 – “The Good, the Bad and the Stupid” wouldn’t you know. We’ve got better since then – now read on…